Miscellaneous: Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw...

By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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katamaridamacy 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:45

I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.

o3o 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:48

I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T

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realggirl 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:21

Can someone please explain why my intelligent comment was deleted, whereas all of these mindless, vulgar vegetarian-bashing comments are still here?

bluetoaster 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:25

You should kill his parents, cook them into a pot of chili, and then feed it to him.

holmcross 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:03

KICK! HIS! ASS! Wipe the floor with that worthless piece of trash.

itsalwaysfunny 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:21

That doesn't make any sense. The more that are eaten the more are grown? How does that happen?

EpicFishFingers 0

Friday 25 September 2009 18:48

Make him regret it for the rest of his life.

giganticbrain 0

Friday 25 September 2009 22:25

**** vegetarians. Do my a favor OP and strangle your roommate in his sleep for me.

icecreamdriveby 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:42

I didn't read any further than #43s comment so I don't know if anyone answered him, But obviously we don't have the same teeth as dogs and lions and other meat eating animals because we aren't Carnivores, we're Omnivores, we have teeth to cater for both meat AND plants.

MaruchanRamen 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:15

Slap the shit out of him with a couple of juicy T-bone steaks

ursonotknowin 6

Sunday 27 September 2009 0:39

wow. fyl, man :( # 365, LMFAO u ******* made my day ahaha and #110, shut the **** up. ur such a ******* retard, u probaby dont even have any friends, u vegetarian dumbfuck.