By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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Tattery 2

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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FroggerForReal 11

you know I think there's a vibrator app so if that lazy be resourceful with something most people have with them all the time

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sipplmokn 2

You need to find a real man to **** with

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Tannasgh 22

You need a new perspective, something exciting to help.

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EmDizzle2007 28

the **** is this garbage.

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