By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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Tattery 2

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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Comments

dave20012 15

Maybe your hands had a "headache"? :/

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TheBurdenOfLife 9

I can relate: too lazy to **********. And a man won't help. Another person doesn't know how to... work your body, I guess is the way to say it.

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TheBurdenOfLife 9

I can relate. I'm too lazy to ********** too. But getting a person may not help anyways. They may not know how to... work you.

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jebi_se 5

They didn't say they didn't feel like getting a person to do it... They said they didn't feel like doing it manually...by hand... Really I blame society and your parents for your ignorance... As for the op, if you're posting this from your phone, you can always get one of those apps that makes your phone constantly vibrate, and you'll always have one on hand...

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TheBurdenOfLife 9

#52 I didn't say she said it. Other people said get a person, I was responding to those comments. Do Not call me ignorant.

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TheBurdenOfLife 9

#52 And DO NOT say anything about the way my parents raised me. They did a well job on raising 4 kids without any input from you. But you wouldn't know that because you don't know anything about me nor my family. It's people who want to call other people, whom they don't even know "ignorant" and other undermining words, that cause problems on sites like these. So please don't call me, or anyone else on here , for that matter "ignorant" especially when you don't seem to know what that word means yourself. I'm sure those terms are agreeable.

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orsombre_fml 11

Time to divorce from yourself!

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Tattery 2

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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False_Stupidity 41

Except now a whole bunch of strangers from all over the world know what you got up to ;-)

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

I know it's probably weird and possibly creepy but I got all hot (and somewhat aroused) from reading that response. I'm glad to hear that you, uh, "worked it all out" in the end, OP!

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aireeahna 23

Op, 72 is probably the reason we don't share everything with people...

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

#63 & #73: My apologies to OP and everyone else who read #72 and is about to read it because of this post. That's really embarrassing and I wish I could delete it. I must have been really really tired and just not thinking right or something when I posted that. It was also 2:00 in the morning. So, lesson learned: don't post the first thing that comes to your mind at 2 am, no matter how interesting it sounds in your head.

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lmbachman 23

But you weren't too lazy to share it with everyone... YDI honey.

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