By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Top comments

Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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Comments

Zaketh2112 10

Not tonight dear. I have a handache

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kyu_Q 19

vibrating panties might be a solution. always with you

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GingerRoot 13

Having a guy is not always the solution. More so when they just sit and play games alllll dayyyy longgggggg...

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Batmans_cat 14

I'm a guy and i would much rather be with my gf than be playing games. Unfortunatly she lives a bit far away so i play games anyways

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kingdomgirl94 29

I play video fanes WITH my boyfriend. Doesn't have to be one or the other folks!

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davincidasecond 24

Yeah, I would never choose gaming over sex with my girlfriend. I really only play games when I have literally nothing else to do.

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mvc3ftw 17

stop lyin' bro. You know you play lots of video games o.o

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JazNim17 18

Oh, come on. Having a gamer for a boyfriend really isn't that bad. I like to sit real close to mine and read books while he plays. It's no crime to have a hobby.

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lylotrezor 20

Sometimes it's just too much effort to

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worldclassrager 39

Laziness level is currently untouchable by man and machine

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sexyboi1985 27

We Aussies are literally damn too lazy ! Haha

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Zebediabolical 39

Been there, done that. I can remember one specific occasion where I was masturbating and got bored and fed up enough to spit on my stomach to fake an ******, then rolled over and went to sleep.

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