By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Top comments

Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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Comments

zahidnasir 22

hire someone maybe if you are soo lazy to do manually as well

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inner_peace 19

I think that's illegal.

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Rainhawk94 27

Trust me, it's not

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kelsorg 21

being in the mood wasn't the issue here

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ProudDaddy 7

Clearly, You need someone to do it for you lol

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Moving your arm a few inches towards your crotch area IS a chore...

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Take out your smartphone and order another one for that room. I hear Amazon has same-day delivery.

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donkinator 24

just a thought... wait. never mind it's too hard.

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alilbitcrazy 10

Massaging shower head. You get yourself cleaned and refreshed at the same time. And, if you say you're too lazy to shower than there might be a good reason you're single

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yoursucklives 36

Well, time for someone new!

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