By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada

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Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26

Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.

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fuzz97 23

well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass

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MetalOcelot 5

While I agree with the comments saying that he should respect her values, I can understand OP's frustration - I'm going through something similar with the guy i'm dating, though it hasn't yet been a year.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Sounds like you need yourself a new girlfriend

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icepick23 12

Try saying "please." If that doesn't work, dump her.

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Loadtoad 4

If she's made it all the way through vet school and has been dating you for a year, Then she's either a closet lesbian or a religious whack job. Dump her and don't look back.

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Zehla 7

If you can't wait until she is ready then she deserved better than you. Guys may not value sex, but to us girls, it is a HUGE deal to give up our virginity to someone. Most of us want to be sure we love them before we do the deed. Maybe she would feel better about sleeping with you if you weren't so impatient?

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xoandi816x 4

Please don't speak for all girls not everyone of us is so hung up in the concept of virginity

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Fireflies25 14

^ thank you. Not everyone is obsessed over the outdated glorification of virginity.

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NagainaFier 16

Just for the record, virgin bashing is just as distasteful as **** shaming, in my less than humble opinion. Have sex if you want to, for whatever reason; wait if you want to, for whatever reason, and quit ******* judging; this applies both ways. What works for some doesn't work for others, and if you have a problem with someone having a viewpoint different than your own, don't shame them for it. Not all of us are virgins because of religious/moral reasons, nor do we see ourselves as better than you because we've yet to spread our legs. It's a personal choice, and none of your damn business either way.

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stupid_username 12

I think you seem like a rather nice guy for actually waiting for her. AND to clarify: I do not think that you "earned it" and I do think you should respect her. You have just had more patience than a lot of guys I know would ever have with a girl.

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MuseFan1991 14

so because she's a virgin she's automatically a lesbian? i was a virgin until i was 19, and at no point was i attracted to women. it's a big step and OP should respect his gf for not giving it away straight away

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