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By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada

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Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26

Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.

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fuzz97 23

well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass

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Redvelvet16 11

She might have rape/molestation issues... Or she might be too afraid to say she's no longer a virgin...

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transamguy33 6

No worries, it's only your penis she ain't touching

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Marblecakelolz 11

I wouldn't take it too personally, OP. Just try talking to her about it... She's probably really nervous.

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DDCA 24

I think it's funny. So many people commented on how to "respect her values" and how he's being "selfish". If his values consist of being intimate with his girlfriend, I don't see a problem. You are all a bunch of hypocrites, and OP a fool for waiting around. Unless you get off on her sticking her arm shoulder deep in a bull's ass, move on and stop complaining.

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WhimsicalMusings 11

I definitely see a problem: you are entirely entitled to your own values, but you don't get to force them on anyone else, romantic partner or not. Discussion may be key, and yes, there are times where there are issues that really should be addressed, but if someone doesn't want to have sex, that's the end of it. They do not need to give you a twenty thousand word dissertation justifying themselves. No-one is obliged to have sex. If it's such a major issue for the OP, he should not be in this relationship. However, it's entirely possible that he adores his girlfriend and is just having one of those days.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

She might have been abused as a child and be too scared to get intimate, you should be supportive to her and let her know that you'll wait until she feels ready to do anything like that xx

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lndala 15

OP, you knew she was a virgin and you still decided to date her. Think about it, she's in her twenties and is STILL a virgin, (which I totally respect by the way) the chances of her giving it up to you, even after a year, were low to begin with. If you feel like sex is so important, break up with her and find yourself a girl who will sleep with you. I hope you at least congratulated her on graduating! On a side note, why would you compare her touching your man parts to her arm being shoved up a cow's ass?

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crwfab 2

Ask her if she wants to look up your ass

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NikkiAmber09 12

I'm sorry but you deserve it I guess. Have you maybe wondered that something in her childhood could trigger that? Think about it and ask. Be a little sensitive.

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LittleMagicWolf 7

I find your girlfriend's problem adorable for some reason.

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