By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada

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Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26

Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.

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fuzz97 23

well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass

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vanity113 9

Just realised that virgin sounds a whole lot like ******. Mind=blown.

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EUPHORlA 12

If you really loved your girlfriend you would wait until she's more comfortable. It's going to be hard but she'll open up eventually.

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miss_paparazzi 1

You deserve a cow's penis up your ass, you human **** stain. I hope your balls atrophy into gangrenous pockets.

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princessgoss_22 5

First of all you should respect her wishes if you actually love her, second of all why the hell are you comparing a vet palpating a pregnant cow to sex???? No relationship between the two....

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journeytotheend 16

Pretty sure you just compared sex to a cows ass

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born_hustla 26

You have quite a lot to work on!

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sairvic 2

A cow isn't going to judge her if she ***** it up on the first try. (Or even every now and again)

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mansen 15

nope, it won't judge her, but it may kick her.

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