By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 873
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Same thing different taste

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Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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zom_fml 10

But Cameron IS a shape-shifting lizard.

Little do you know she could be telling the truth, perhaps she dabbled in some things she shouldn't have...never know.

I'm not the only one that says wench?!

iTransform 8
Thizzkidsgotgame 7

And the real reason behind two sided iphone cameras...? =

Is your wife this crazy also or is that in age???

caplox 6

Act crazier than her. She may move out.

Tell her you work for the government, and your parent's are shape-shifting lizards.