By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

29- nobody likes a kiss ass...

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Keevarou 17

That, or the ADHD theory, "it's made by the drug companies to earn money, they're just crystal children that will rule the world in the next pardiagram shift" Or a nutcase in Norway talking about condense stripes from airplanes are poison set out by the government, and the only weapon against that is a flowerpot and aluminum stick with crystals pointing at the sky.

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alfred07 18

From what I've heard this is what the phrase "staying late at the club" was coined for.

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Axipiter 24

Get her a government job. Or divorce your wife for allowing this to happen in the first place. It's what all the kids are doing these days.

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Axipiter 24

I LOVE the "Jetstream Is Really Mind Control Chemicals Being Released By the Government" crazies!

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ICastillo 24

Just tell her everything she believes is true, and that your an agent assigned to watch her. I'm pretty sure she will leave in a rush and never bug you.

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bulldoghitman97 4

Omg! Hahaha I would so do that! and tell her she has 30 days to leave before the government comes to take her away, so she thinks your trying to protect her and she gets the hell out of your house!

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