By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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stereochick16 1

As soon as you said mother in law the rest doesn't matter... Get her out!

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OffToTheGayBar 9

It's the mother fuxking aliens, man! They want us all, man! No one's safe, man!

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comeatmebroo6254 1

Go along with it. Then dress up in a lizard costume and wait outside the shower door.

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daizttgg 9

What are you a warlock? Who uses the term wench?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sometimes you don't even realise a term is regional until it gets questioned online. I thought wench was fairly common. The more you know ?

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wellnevermind 4

Hahaha, love the randomness at point 3. Didn't expect that!

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ntd309 14

She has a point though it may be inaccurate. The shape shifting lizard phenomenon refers to David Icke's theory of Reptillians. And your mom-in-law is valid with the microchips. The RFID chips are the final plan to solidify the New World Order. Some people in the US already have RFIDs in them. US GOVT wants to chip the troops "for their safety". This vacation with your mom-in-law will be a wake up call to you.

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calilovergirl 4

You worry me thinking of conspiracy so much; rather than the conspiracy itself. People like the mother and law and you won't live your life the way you should because of irrational fears.

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downtime 12

75, The main problem with conspiracy theories is they usually rely on there being some sinister individual in government with actual plans. Most government programs and plans are a result of a fumbled mess of opinions from various people, that gets filtered down to others who will mess it up a little further before it actually gets incorrectly implemented to later be blamed on the other party. So don't worry, odds are anything that you need to worry about will be the result of some bumbling around rather than some power hungry malicious being.

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lynz90 2

It's not a fear so much as just be aware of what is actually going on in the world and not believing everything the gov't tells you... I'd say it betters your life, but not when you're afraid to shower, that's a tad irrational! Haha

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deathtothepix 26

Give her a blog and a youtube channel whilst she's living with you. That should occupy her enough.

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Raylosophy 10

So I guess it's til death do u part with the mother-in-law as a roomate. Lol

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matrixx01001 4

Ever considered maybe she is right? It's sad that she has a different perspective then you and consider her "crazy". This is ****** up in every way

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