By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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honeytrixx 0

Sounds like someone needs a doctor... And medication... Lots of medication

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wellnevermind 4

You make it sound like she has some sort of mental disorder... For all we know she might be trolling OP and all the FML community. I got you thinking now.

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reddudeover 2

Sounds like op just needs an infusion of backbone to me.

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miserypoison 13

Paranoia is a sign of mental illness though. Not many medications out there can soothe fixed persecutory delusions.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I think a doctor might be the problem..... It sounds like she watches too much dr who to me

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emilyjgraham 34

93, if op got a back bone, his relationship may potentially be over if his wife chooses to stick with her mum!

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SkoomaKi 27

Move on people, this comment was for another comment and ended up here...

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SkoomaKi 27

You should install cameras in the bathroom and buy some fake lizards to put around the house. That'll get her out.

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mvems 13

Haha okay I understand the fake lizards, it's the cameras in the bathroom I'm having trouble following. Grammies nude shot premiere? Ow ow!

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SkoomaKi 27

Maybe I should've put "fake cameras"...

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KingDingALing 9

Don't try to cover up what you just said, SkoomaKi! Now we all know that you install cameras in your bathroom to spy on old ladies... PERV!

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violetsweety 26

kingdingaling is a good username for you.

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mvems 13

I don't know. Sometimes (well for the most part actually, unless blatantly obvious) I feel like the Internet doesnt properly portray sarcasm, which I think Kingdingaling or whatever his name is, was going for. I see it missed a lot on this website. Specifically my own sarcasm haha

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mvems 13

Or maybe sarcasm is just not an Internet device haha

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lolfood 24

#3 Is THE perfect reason, and Noor, I freaking love your comments.

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rooney0710 5

They be weird cause they are not like your mother

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olpally 32

Shame on you for correcting the FML story when it's not your job! mods, remove this phony!

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Eiregal2 10

was she watching doctor who and confused it for the news? because there is an episode when these aliens shape shift about to try and get into the government system.... ya OK,I'll take my nerd brain and go

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ImaginaryFoe 0

How is Doctor Who considered a nerd thing? The Slitheen weren't lizards though and they weren't really shape-shifters, just dressed up in human suits. Though you may have a point as one of them moved to Wales. Hmmm...

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RabidBunny 10

The reptilian threat is imminent!? I thought we still had time >:(

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robbydoherty 0

Try the bk lounge

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Eiregal2 10

then I shall stay!!! NERD POWER!! (VULCAN SALUTE)

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auzz1_pride 9

I don't think vulcans salute. It's more of a hand gesture and live long something something.

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