Sex and Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended...

By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Easy

By FootinMouth - 18/07/2013 21:48 - United States - Louisville

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

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By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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Fantasy world

By whathef???? - 13/02/2010 06:51 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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drayloon 50

Wednesday 19 November 2014 11:57

Did you give her a detention?

Ozzifer 4

Wednesday 19 November 2014 11:57

Maybe she should play the teacher...

Comments

todlich 4

Wednesday 19 November 2014 17:01

That's funny

Shamanskinator 15

Wednesday 19 November 2014 17:41

That's someone that gets into their role.

scottyboy417 19

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:18

Maybe you should have tried being a doctor instead it seems like she needed one.

TemperanceRiley 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 1:49

too funny

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 20 November 2014 4:16

You were too "hard on" her.

rachel8234 3

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:20

ouch... mood killer and kind of a downer. ask her what she would be comfortable doing

dustin007 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 5:22

What wuz the the home work?

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Thursday 20 November 2014 8:30

Props for her for really getting into character!!!

dh221 1

Friday 21 November 2014 2:03

Did you give her a/the D?

PSYqualiac 17

Saturday 22 November 2014 17:39

All the good sex jokes were already made, so I'm just going to say give her the D for each missing assignment.

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