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By TCRII - 28/03/2017 22:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife and I went to the airport to pick up the new German Shepherd puppy that we agreed to get, making it 4 dogs in the family. I don't remember agreeing to also get 4 Great Dane puppies, bringing the total to 8 dogs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 970
You deserved it 400

Top comments

More like 12 dogs... shit. Great Danes might as well count as 2 each.

Comments

Four Great Danes? Has she lost her mind?

joeyl2008 29

FYI Who Let the Dogs Out is not about ugly woman in the club. It is about guys who relentlessly hit on woman even after being rejected.

I absolutely love dogs, but 4 great Danes alone are too much. 8 is just the perfect number to rename your home to a kennel. So you have 8 dogs, your wife and a bit¢h living there now..

Unfortunately I Am Not Creative 2

More dogs=More happiness, or just sell 'em for profit.

Depending how much they paid for the dogs I doubt they could turn a profit on them since they probably had to pay for the shipping aswell

I had neighbors where the wife kept getting more and more cats. They split up when it reached the point where she'd buy cat food at the expense of food for their children.

WeirdUS 29

That sounds very expensive especially as a surprise. I would definitely talk to your wife the vet check ups and shots are going to cost quite a bit and unless you live in a huge house it is going to be crazy.

TCRII 29

Hi. OP Here. Just wanted to add some more background. First of all, I love my wife very much. She loves animals, is an excellent trainer and has a background working with exotics including reptiles, birds and dolphins. As good as she is, we still elect to have all of our dogs professionally trained for advanced obedience at a minimum. I am very confident that we will be able to control all 8 dogs with hand gestures as well as verbal commands.

Shellyson 1

That's two many puppies! My boyfriend had one trained dog when I moved in now one year later we have 6 more all under the age of one. The house smells like a kennel. My bf loves dogs . I feel 1 to 3 fine if you have time money and attention to give.