By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 17:04 - United States - Athena

Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML
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drayloon 50

Pollywannasaferneighborhood, squawk!

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

At least you don't need to pay for house alarms if someone breaks in

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mercyelvira42 23

Right. OP should either break a lease if they're renting and lose money or sell the house they most likely put everything into if they own.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Bad luck Brian. The bird must drive you insane.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Don't get a bird if you can't handle annoying noises...

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sturschaedel 27

Typical bird noises are one thing. Car alarms, on the other hand, are designed to draw attention by being as annoying as humanly possible.

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NoBookNoGood 14

You can use your parrot as an alarmclock with a bit of training. Besides that, it already sound really annoying. good luck OP

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Dale_shackleford 13

You would think that the owner of the car would pay more attention at some point if it has happened this much.

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NotGabe 28

You live in Gresham, don't you?

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