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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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Dreamworld_fml 0

Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )

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tirus 0

i teased my gf oral sex for 10 minutes while she was on the phone with her mom. her mom wanted to know why she sounded weird!!

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Ahh_Piss 0

haha yeah, i've done similar things, can be quite fun seeing if they can keep their composure

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skeleton_skinner 0

Hahahahaha that's awesome

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MHATW217 0

i think thats pretty ******* funny really

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KGurz 0

And you kept it up?! I won't lie, am impressed.

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lectricpharaoh 9

I was thinking the same thing. How could you keep it up knowing she was talking to her dad? That's just ****** up.

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jbuckets_404 38

#104: Not effed up, but he gets to practice making himself last longer during those extra 5 minutes before his "very happy ending" occurs! lol Hope she didn't "dry out" for her/ his sake ;-) "Just like bad pizza, bad sex is still sex!" lol

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Phantom13 3

0.0 Wow....sounds like your wife has some mad skills in bed....and you should be an FML why?

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eatyurbrains 0

Man this is disgusting. How you kept it up is beyond me. *gags*

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jakeripp 0

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. GG to your wife. That is a true team player.

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niesenator 0

to which your response shouldve been "hi dad" hah

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