Bad sitcom levels of incompetence

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 00:02

Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML
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poopface82 19

Uh, this has “malpractice lawsuit” written all over it. Hope their insurance is up to date.

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Anderling 32

File an official complaint with whatever organization oversees lawyers' certification in your area, because they have behavioral standards she should have lived up to. Then immediately file a lawsuit against your ex-lawyer to get the money back that you paid her, because she absolutely does not deserve to profit from pulling this.

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poopface82 19

Uh, this has “malpractice lawsuit” written all over it. Hope their insurance is up to date.

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Anderling 32

File an official complaint with whatever organization oversees lawyers' certification in your area, because they have behavioral standards she should have lived up to. Then immediately file a lawsuit against your ex-lawyer to get the money back that you paid her, because she absolutely does not deserve to profit from pulling this.

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RichardPencil 30

So, your brother understood that she's a "hit it and quit it" type of woman, but you didn't? Didn't your parents give you both "the talk?"

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Lolamae 9

The problem with suing lawyers is that they’re all in the same club. Protecting their own comes before defending the client.

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