Intimacy: Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She...

By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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TMI

By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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The truth always comes out

By DammitMan - 30/11/2022 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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Mama's Boy

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Dreamworld_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:45

Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )

littlegolferboy 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:50

You've watched too many pornos.

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Crunchy08 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:14

lol I'm a girl and I think it's kind of fun, at least she kept going, but I agree w/ 28....if she kept her composure well enoug to hold a convo w/ her dad u must not have been doing it right....so I have to say ydi for enabling her :->

jap1198 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:18

horray for multitasking!

GONEmilfHUNTIN 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:50

that's when you take charge of the situation and shove your thumb straight up her asshole! dont even have the common curtousy to put a dab of spit on it! I'd bet she put down the phone real quick! TRY IT! you're already married, what's the worst that could happen??

Sleeter 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:22

Divorce?

aristajones 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:08

damn, that's pure talent

Lucky2u 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:16

although im sure he means it as a "she was so bored she took the call" thing, it is still rather hawt. i'd have put some mucsle behind it to get her moaning.

laughingman 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:04

win

mcguyver98 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:34

you need a new wife if talking to her father on the phone is more important than making love!

Sleeter 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:25

Clearly talking to her father on the phone wasn't more important, or she'd have rolled off and stopped. She's just awesome. Sure, OP is a bit of a loser for her to be able to keep up a five minute conversation without getting found out, but I'd have been way more annoyed at her rolling off. Two choices, IMO, in that situation: 1) "Uhh, sorry, bit busy at the moment dad, can I call you back?" Dad knows you're having sex or 2) "Hi dad. Sure, what's up?" carry on regardless.