Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends...

By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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You deserved it 64 653

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 528

You deserved it 5 211

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 384

You deserved it 2 915

Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 895

Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 730

You deserved it 3 894

By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 202

You deserved it 12 610

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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You deserved it 7 214

Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 208

You deserved it 4 135

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 205

You deserved it 3 906

By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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You deserved it 502

happygoluckyhh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:44

Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.

TNEBlover 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:40

you didnt recognize her??

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cattoe7 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:11

good one

genius_man16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:14

You sir, are what they call an "asshole".

fmobus 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:14

YDI for ending a sentence with a preposition.

singachic87 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:22

LOL YES

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:29

Lmao

Lonely4 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:15

Are you always this much of an ass?

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:16

Thatwas a mean thing to say regardless. YDI.

GabriLee 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:20

Keep it in your head next time. Maybe your friend did ruin the picture, but it's just one of those things you chuckle to yourself about later.

MiaMarti 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:29

what were you thinking?!

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:29

Since I can't think of anything better. Here is a fitting quote from "Team America: World Police" "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, *******, and assholes. ******* think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, ******* may get mad at dicks once in a while, because ******* get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

nappacabbage 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:33

Ydi for being retarded

purple5 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:38

You totally deserve it, for being so judgemental. I agree with #16, if you don't have anything nice to say it is best not to say anything at all. It was unneccessary to point it out, especially if they skimmed over it - it's obviously not something she wants everyone to know about otherwise she would've told you it was her as soon as they showed you the photo or something. Just because they're 'fat' it doesn't mean they don't have feelings.