Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
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ojoRojo 27

1. Why did you need to know what the picture was of? 2. Why would you guess what it was if you couldn’t really see it?

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like someone's got hoof-in-mouth disease.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like someone's got hoof-in-mouth disease.

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Charlie Given 26

As the old saying goes: To assume is to make a ass of one's self ☺️

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Actually the saying goes: To assume makes an ass out of you and me (ass-u-me).

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ojoRojo 27

1. Why did you need to know what the picture was of? 2. Why would you guess what it was if you couldn’t really see it?

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TxKitten 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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tounces7 27

It's only an asinine comment if he didn't actually think it was a literal cow.

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TxKitten 8

True. But why would he assume it was a cow? And regardless of what the picture was, it was bad manners to insert himself into a conversation.

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CRC_101 31

I don't think you know what asinine means.

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dahthunderbird 8

yep, you defenitely deserved that one xD but hell it made me laugh tho ✌️🤣

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tounces7 27

I doubt he will be as bothered by it as she would have if she heard it. And I also seriously doubt he's going to pass the comment along to her.

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Slim87R 7

You could star in one of those "wanna get away?" commercials with this.

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RichardPencil 30

Quickly tell everyone you're Hindu and cows are sacred. Yeah, that's it.

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millsjoshua949 12

What the hell is wrong with you? Are people not allowed private conversations? Why would you "inject" yourself into the conversation? ydi

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