Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

fail

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ohmek 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:53

introduce her to the world of pirating. problem solved.

IrishPrincess18 0

Monday 23 May 2011 3:23

Glee is awesome; but she shouldn't have spent $80 on the music! Silly wife ;p

betterthanu2 0

Monday 23 May 2011 11:36

Why do I get the feeling that you've done something to deserve this? maybe because your name is chad?

therising209 3

Monday 30 May 2011 1:36

she better give u 80$ worth of crazy sex every day for a while

foxyfozy 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:37

your wife is a tool.

trinity333_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:23

divorce?!

rumena1 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:16

well now you have a escues to waste 80$

DutchForever324_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 21:12

Good girl, otherwise u coulda wasted the money on stupid shit like food and gas. Glee is much more important

deadlyriot101 7

Monday 25 July 2011 6:26

The worst part is having to listen to it.

stuckinoz 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:02

that's money well spent right there lol

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