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Show it anywayI thought that was funny.
pedobear approved
being outside makes you frantic?
How do you know the screens weren't locked? I have locking screens at my home. And screens aren't the easiest to cut through. Maybe she was tall enough to get into the window. Maybe the window(s) that was open was above a garage and she couldn't get to it. The one she was able to look through was eye level, doesn't mean she's is tall enough to climb in. So before you go telling me that I lack common sense, learn all the facts prior. Which I'm sure you'll never learn, because the OP doesn't seem to be around.
Some doors will still open from the inside of the house even if they are locked. You can't get into the house, but you can get out. @118 Nothing about the way the FML is worded tells us that ALL the windows in the house were closed.
@125 I quote #111 " How do you know the screens weren't locked? I have locking screens at my home. And screens aren't the easiest to cut through. Maybe she was tall enough to get into the window. Maybe the window(s) that was open was above a garage and she couldn't get to it. The one she was able to look through was eye level, doesn't mean she's is tall enough to climb in." Just because a window may be open doesn't mean you can climb in through it. Think before speaking.
you're such a fail of a mother.
hey acidents happen it's not like she could stop the wind so think before u accuse
its not the house thats haunted... its your kid
try shaking a bag of cookies. when i want my dog to go in his cage i just shake his treats. it wirks the same.
if you need to pee go in the bushes lol
wtf
Hm..good job! haha
Climb through a window for once, it's not that hard.
It is if they're closed.
lol somebody needs to think before they comment. idk if ur windows are open 24/7 but mine sure arnt. :P
36 is the official winner here
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.
Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
hahaha I get it!!
or see naked elderly people walking out of sheds....
ah yes and leave a 4 year old alone in the house
what's your address? lol
lmao. damn not planning a trip there anytime soon ;)
I would definitely let u come to my house girl...
awwww aren't you sweet ;)
shady is on his ipod.
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Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.