Money: Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML - FML

By Chad - 27/04/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, my wife is pissed I bought a $600 drill set on sale for only $200, because the one I had wasn't strong enough for the job i just started at. Yet the $300 I just spent for her to go to a concert isn't even in a the equation. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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By brokeaf - 11/07/2011 19:09 - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:51

Just be glad it wasn't Justin Beiber music!

willymurray 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:42

fail

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RAGEEEE 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:15

glee sucks

G3rArD0 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:07

not only do you get to pay for it, you also get to lisent to it:D

Peeplescox 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:57

I have all of them too! good for her!

lalbara 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:54

use pandora... type in glee cast

Khfan12 13

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:08

LOL seriously? I love Glee, it's my favorite show ever! But you need to teach your wife about a program called "Youtube to MP3 converter" It's free, faster than limewire, and won't destroy your computer with viruses.

Grouse 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:01

And what did YOU do about this?!

KathAdrian 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:26

In your wife's defense... Glee kinda rocks.

djewel6 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:29

sigh I feel ya my wife has spent the last two nights watching that crap on Netflix on her laptop. gee nice quality time really. NOT.

lovelyprudence 0

Friday 6 May 2011 16:47

hahaha pay up!!

Chili_Maggot 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:02

Wife? More like "soon to be bloody corpse".

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Nice going, buddy.

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