By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 01:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
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seanseansean321 0

time to ditch her and find you a new lady :/

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Laurendorcus 0

You should get her saying that on tape and play it back to the judge during your divorce hearing. :-)

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totallycluless28 0

she's obviously tired of ur dick so might as set her free if she wants to be a dirty *****! yuck!

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markgallagh 4

what a bitch don't give her any reaction that will really piss her off

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comatoast 0

congrats! your wife's a ******* *****!!

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rramirez1 0

dude that's f*d up!! kick her ass to da curb homie

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javakrypt 0

We know if she cheats it won't be a surprise.

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olw25 0

your wife needs Jesus. drag her to church 4 deliverance. she's a drunk adulter. that's if u love her and want things to work. or u can let her continue doing what she's doing and next time she will screw the guy.

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xundria 5

Get off of FML if you're that religious.

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aardvarkish 15

you should have asked for a description and said you met the same one.

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althor 0

how many times has she come home drunk and not on her period? chances are, she's done it before...

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