Not feeling it

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 03:59

Spicy
Today, it's the 11th time in a row my wife has promised sex, then backed out. Some were good valid reasons I’ll admit, but this time we got as far as naked dry-humping when she suddenly decided she was too upset about our cat dying 8 years ago, so instead she played on her phone until she fell asleep. FML
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RichardPencil 30

****-blocked by a dead pussy? That's the second-worst thing I've heard all day.

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Warp1978 15

I completely understand where you are coming from, my wife and I will be making out well get naked and she'll change her mind which would be fine If she didn't complain about being horny afterwards. When I surgest we pick up where we left off she usually gives me an excuse and goes to bed. We've been married for seventeen years but recently she's gone off the boil and sometimes you just have to let it go. Try leaving her out of it and wanking for a while she might come back round.

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RichardPencil 30

****-blocked by a dead pussy? That's the second-worst thing I've heard all day.

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RichardPencil 30

Is that the 11th time today, or this year? And why exactly are you counting?

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EBrogen 12

Go get some trim elsewhere. There's some kind of paper, forum or book that says women need to date 48 different kinds of men. Well, you're the married one that they can date.

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Warp1978 15

I completely understand where you are coming from, my wife and I will be making out well get naked and she'll change her mind which would be fine If she didn't complain about being horny afterwards. When I surgest we pick up where we left off she usually gives me an excuse and goes to bed. We've been married for seventeen years but recently she's gone off the boil and sometimes you just have to let it go. Try leaving her out of it and wanking for a while she might come back round.

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mimisky 7

I did not mean to hit the “you deserve it” button! Sorry! You don’t deserve it! (I don’t think!)

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fizdog 4

Just as bad as my wife being on her phone while I fingered her. I stopped and she asked why did I stopped, maybe because you are on your phone? She eventually put her phone down and we continued. Lol

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wawa_sxm 15

she cheated and at first waited on std test now she delaying more cuz she gotta treat what she caught before having sex with you...ur welcome

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randybryant799 20

Could it be that you're technique needs some work?

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