By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 01:49 - United States

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Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
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seanseansean321 0

time to ditch her and find you a new lady :/

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Laurendorcus 0

You should get her saying that on tape and play it back to the judge during your divorce hearing. :-)

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MrNismo 0

*** dat hoe she prob a **** find urself a real tru woman, who knos how many guys she's shagged when she wasn't on her period that's just low

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samantha_durano 6

number 3: fail. and sorry but your wife's a bitch.

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Ebster911 0

lmao well thank god for her period then.

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oneoneryperv 0

First: Ditch her and let her find out what a douchebag that "amazing" man really is. Second: if she is comfortable enough to say that out loud drunk, she has cheated so many times that she doesn't even feel guilty about it anymore.

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KingsBlade 0

wish fml had a way to follow up on people to know what happens

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JackA_fml 0

Man, i'm only 18. But i'd have to say i'd smack a hoe. Lose it, she doesn't love you enough.

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