By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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SLKBlack96 5

No more doggy style for you then

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supportcommand 17

Buy her a collar and a leash and walk her around calling her by the dogs name. Treat her like a bitch. Could be a boost in the sex department, fetish like.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Technically, she is now the property of Rover. His name is on her. Now she'll get peed on all the time.

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Colemanio 10

What an idiot, dump her now and move on!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Dump her for getting a tattoo? That seems a little drastic.

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benmec 18

Congratulations! You sir, landed yourself one classy broad...

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courtjester86 8

There's something more psychologically going on here than you know... I'm going to suggest counseling. Sounds like pay back for something.

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DoxIxHAVExTo 10

I was thinking the same thing. I think OP and his wife should really start looking into this and communicate better.

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mskimbelinapham 5

My boyfriend would file a divorce lmfao he doesn't play FYL

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spottyblanket 8

So your wife has to comply with your ideals because it turns YOU off? Maybe she wanted one op. If all you can think about how much it turns off, you are being kind of selfish. Support her decision, her body not yours. Its your wife, surely you love her no matter what she looks like--and hopefully fell in love with because other things beside her looks. Though I will give you this, I'd have had it on the hip or lower back...

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merryhappy1887 20

Wow, way to be supportive of your spouse. The way you describe it, it's probably about two ******* inches long on the back of her neck. That's your wife. Respect her and her body and her decisions. I know several people with portraits of their animals, the bond between a person and their pet can be more loving and forgiving then your husband apparently. I'm working on full sleeves, once you get the first you always go back for more. I hope she divorces you and finds a better more accepting husband!

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TheStrid 1

#107 - We get it. You have tattoos. But, newsflash here, getting a tattoo is a choice. What you find sexually attractive is not a choice. And if your spouse, knowing that you find certain things unattractive, chooses to have them done anyway just to spite you, it demonstrates a lack of respect. At the very least she could have talked to him about it, said something like, "I know you don't like tattoos, but I really want one. Maybe we could find one that we can both enjoy." But, no, your way is much better. Let's knowingly alter our bodies in a way our spouses hate without an ounce of consideration for them, and then divorce them for getting upset about it. That sounds like a solid, healthy foundation for a marriage.

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MistaKrista 8

Except she didn't get it because she wanted it or to "share a bond with her animal". She got it to force him to like tattoos. She also got it on her neck so he would be forced to see it 24/7. That's spiteful if you ask me.

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SydnyVicious 0

So he says, maybe she actually really likes their dog and he assumed it was strictly to "force him to like tattoos"

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merryhappy1887 20

This is being written by the husband so how the **** would you know why she got that tattoo? People don't drill shit into their skin to spite their husband. He's just trying to make her sound spiteful so he doesn't look like a stupid controlling ass hole. You're suppose to love whats on the inside. And again, the tattoo is probably super small and on the back of her neck where it is mostly invisible or easily covetable. He is being selfish and need to get over himself.

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sweetmama88 6

I will never understand what the hell she was thinking ,? Sounds very weird to me.

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