By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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SLKBlack96 5

No more doggy style for you then

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cherry72 13

Time for a new girlfriend. Run away very fast!

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The_F3rris 11

Lol! In 10-15 years I'm sure she will regret that one.

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supportcommand 17

To all the people saying "oh it's just a tattoo, it doesn't change who she is and you should still love her blah blah blah." Would you still be saying that if it was a face tattoo?

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escobar07 10

Put a leash on her now.

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noisebox 1

Now whenever you go out with her you should wear your ' I'm with stupid' t-shirt.

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Kahuna382000 2

I feel your pain. My girlfriend wants one but they look awful.

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MoreBeef 4

You're getting a divorce, right? I mean, you did marry her, but that can be rectified.

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mr_montoya254 3

Maybe that was her way of not having sex with you anymore. Just saying dude, not trying to break up a marriage however as the husband I'd demand she remove the tattoo.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Man, that sucks. Although, sometimes I feel like people don't even get to know their own spouses. Like, I felt like if someone really, REALLY knew their spouse, they would have known that they would have done something like that.

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