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By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 11:01 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML

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By pkz - 31/01/2010 02:11 - France

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Alex Xavier - 25/06/2018 01:30

Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML

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Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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Boring FML

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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Last trip

By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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Baseless

By Anonymous - 24/02/2015 15:10 - India - Tuticorin

Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

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heartlessagony 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:01

ouch...sorry that happened

txdiva 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:11

#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!

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1LL337 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:27

look at the bright side, now you can go bang other women and not feel guilty or obligated to stay faithful

JayyAmazingg 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:47

Golddiggeerrrrr.! Stupid Dumb Wife Of Yours.

alex1432 9

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:41

#19 your **** are huge!!! I likey!!!!!!!!

Darkhumor 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 5:57

quick! Empty your account somehow (Spending spree on holiday? Go to vegas? Give it to someone you trust like your mum?) Then divorce! And make sure all her friends know why! Then dilute her conditioner with nair! And pour bleach on her clothes! And trash her car! And put her on craigslist! No? Too harsh? Or you could just try to make it work, I guess. Or try to divorce without losing half of everything. Heh but then, I don't get mad, I get even ^^ FYL tho, next time renting makes more sense ;)

kenman884 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 13:19

You couldn't tell she didn't love you? That... well. That means you're either blind or you've never loved, which is kinda sad.

theobs 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:32

lol i read "for the poney" at first haha

frostie 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:56

this is all fml's fault!!! sue fml!!!! http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3075/12652852.jpg

jcricket 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:56

put her on an allowance at least make her work for the money.

thebtran 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:59

sux for u

NoteMyGrin 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:32

Oh, god. I'm so sorry.

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