Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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ohSNAPyall 26

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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twohot2touch 7

at least it will pay off with an answer which is hopefully good.

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

just pretend ure on a boat with the Old Spice guy. Now a boat

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cater2U 0

wow that's awkward... and why would Angelina Jolie have her finger in your butt anyway?

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fmlsoobad 0

f his life for having to pretend he is Angie Jolie

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emilily23421 0

@35 Do you think that you could possibly speak like anymore of a dumbass? I would love to shove a boat up YOUR ass, dumbass.

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kmdfirefox 0

@23 he is coming for you as we speak don't hate on Chuck Norris

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punchypink 0

wasn't it all scary and black n white

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ariestiger15 0

134- u think u could use ass one more time? And op fyl

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ohSNAPyall 26

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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Anon17564 3

I can confirm that. It's one thing to have it paid attention to for that purpose, however, and quite another for a medical purpose. I've not experienced the latter, but apparently doctors are much rougher with it.

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FYLDeep 25

What what in the butt.

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twistman27 0

so is it like when you scratch your ass and it feels awesome?

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Fedor_is_KING 0

@3 Getting something shoved up your ass by an older man = BAD Getting something shoved up your ass by a Hot Woman = Good (Supposedly)

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castle_grayskull 0

Katy Perry FTW!! :D

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swagga0n1oo 0

So Snickers, can I shove my finger up your ass and when I do, you can't moan or make a face. Deal? Stfu, shove something up your ass and tell me you won't complain. FYL bro, and Snickers, get a hobby.

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Eddie_Paints 0

Why pretend that he's Mrs Pitt? Is he gonna try to steal someone's Man, while his finger is up your Craphatch??

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Hmmm. Angelinas fingers up my ass.... I guess that'd be cool.

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Mx_Rider 6

Lmfao. every single time i come on Fmylife, i always see snickerdoodles comments followed by all the people that talk shit about her lmao. personally thats all i look for now :D

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haha123321 0

yeah I know. it's makes me laugh everytime. if I was her I would stop posting.

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Shell02 0

#10 me too..i just go through and readthem all cause its STUPID you guys have to do that. but they are fun tk read:)

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IsaacYorkHawk 0

Was she hot? If so, YDI for not doing her on the operating table. But seriously, get off your high horse. Who wouldn't take it up the pooper from Angelina?

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Tripout 0

first of all, the doctor's a male doctor. secondly I WOULD NEVER TAKE SOMETHIN UP THE POOPER FOR ANYONE  that's just wrong

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