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By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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heartlessagony 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:01

ouch...sorry that happened

txdiva 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:11

#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!

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NiceNikez 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:24

golddigggger!!!

buttshapedfruit 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:43

divorce that hoe

exohexoh 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:06

I hope you signed a pre-nup. Get divorced from that gold digger asap.

dropkickgorgeous 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:17

wow, that blows. **** her best friend, tape it and send it to her after the divorce.

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:42

Welcome to the real world, chief... where most chicks marry for money. And guys marry for sex, because they become convinced they can't have any outside of marriage. It's the game chicks play, and now you know the rules. Chicks like to get married because they can legally stop having sex with you at that point, but you can't legally keep your money away from them. So they win. Too bad you had to learn the hard way, but at least you've learned.

gman79 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:56

you deserve it for getting married, boys don't be stupid

gingersnapper 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:10

Well, OP, that IS one of the pitfalls you face when you import them from Azerbaijan.

chux4w 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:41

She married you for "the" money, or married you for your money? If it was for benefits and tax breaks it's nearly understandable. Nearly.

Twin_Uzis 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:45

Well, DUH. That's what women do.

LeeNaH_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:35

hope u got a prenup!

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