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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:53

192- Say hwut?

michellenKG 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:59

well.... did she?

CeeMonster 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:04

She wants to have sex with you!

Gimboo 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:13

--Lol =-D

myurlbriii 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:23

Haha, that's amazing.

alliemarie5 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:31

It is off the hangover part 2...

spearodude 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:36

perhaps she is planning a romantic evening... involving handcuffs.

payton1769 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:39

It's off of hangover part 2, I doubt she meant anything towards actual police..

cobaltss06 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:56

I second that!!

tracker7 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:00

Your wife was probably really wasted the rest are assholes

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