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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 10:00

Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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HollowSanctuary 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:05

Cuff her and play out what she said

Complaining 13

Tuesday 17 January 2012 9:04

Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.

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afteraprilx2 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:32

How old is your wife?

aikman_wesc 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:35

Cops are assholes

chlolzah 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:38

Maybe she meant "**** tha police" in terms that she might've just done it ;)

Honda288 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:40

Why the **** are y'all hating on him? He has a damn good point, police do abuse power all the time. And they really should worry about big dangerous crimes than picking on civilians for ignoring the no u-turn sign every now and then.

strublet 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:47

Am i the only one to find this to have a sense of truth, since they probably have sex

Iceythearcher 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:07

Dude! Take her up on the offer lmao. Bust seriously, fyl. (and her) gigidy.

ClassyCommando 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:15

She wants that hot Fuzz...

HeartAttackSmz 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:59

Well I think it's safe to say she likes her men in uniform very much ;D

lundy02 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:10

Any money ur wife just finished watching hangover 2

bchelle11 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:42

Lol. That is all

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