Love: Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding....

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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Starsmydog 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:28

Bad news: You're getting a divorce. Good news: You're rid of a heartless bitch. FYL.

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z_vet 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:12

Oh, man… +1 #14.

intrepid00 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:36

This doesn't mean she wants to end the marriage unless she followed up saying that. She could have simplely wanted to catch it.

typohater 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:13

Afterward is not a word and there should be a comma after afterwards

cxal_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:12

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/afterward You might want to invest in a dictionary before you make another comment like this one. If you type in afterwards, the default spelling MW takes you to is afterward :D.

GlamRockPrincess 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:25

Seriously? GET A LIFE!!! Most people who go on this site do it for a mental break from being a perfect version of themselves at work or school. Its a haven to not have to worry about being ridiculed and just be themselves. Get off YOU'RE high hourse! You are a LOSER for having nothing better to do then try to take that away from people!

Jay9313 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:07

You know, most of the things we learn in school are supposed to be used without thinking, so he doesn't need to get a life, YOU need to go to school ;]

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:07

You know, I never call fake on these posts, but I hope to God this one is. That's just terrible; I hope it was a joke.

anniebananie 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:33

Maybe she wasn't serious and she meant it like, "I KNOW only single women are supposed to do it, but I haven't been part of a bouquet toss before, and I really wanted to participate."

Casualt1234 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:03

i think what the OP is trying to say is that at the wedding, the wife actually told him she wants a divorce. of course, he should've been a little clearer in saying that in the FML