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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00

Today, my wife walked in on me changing and apologized. That's how sexless our marriage is. FML
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Eashy 16

Talk to her about it, see if you can sort out the problem if there is. Communication is usually key.

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RichardPencil 30

Had you been swimming in cold water, and there was, y'know, "significant shrinkage?"

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Eashy 16

Talk to her about it, see if you can sort out the problem if there is. Communication is usually key.

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RichardPencil 30

Had you been swimming in cold water, and there was, y'know, "significant shrinkage?"

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EnvyMe33 26

Maybe you could wine, dine and 69. She could romance because of stuff she watches on tv or books she reads. If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got. Try spicing things up, and don't mean adding another person to join in. Good luck!!

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crane8479 8

I feel you Brother. Im pretty much in the same boat.

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laowang 13

U know, she didn't do anything wrong.

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TaoShaman 24

So you're upset that your wife has manners and respects your personal space? How is this a sex thing? Talk to her about the completely unrelated sex issue.

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wickedgetz 30

time to get some flowers and chocolates and have a talk with the wife. I'm sure if you talk to her you guys can get back on track.

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Missbarbie 13

Hahaha! You need some sex flair in your lives

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