Work, Intimacy and Kids: Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

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By underemployed - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, with a Master's degree and I'm still unemployed. FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Sunday 25 February 2018 19:04

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 25 February 2018 19:16

Those poor children.

Comments

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 25 February 2018 20:57

I can see that your parents are complete ******* idiots for allowing this!

thatslifeiguess7 16

Sunday 25 February 2018 20:58

OMG its the real life mamas family! Run run run as far as you can! change your last name kike its the Wittness protection program

_ali__cat_ 14

Sunday 25 February 2018 21:27

You can't base a successful life off of how much sex you've had. At least when you finally have a child of your own it will be taken care of in your own house with your own money.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Sunday 25 February 2018 21:42

You have a degree, support yourself, and have no kids. Seems like no sex is a small price to pay for that imho.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 25 February 2018 22:24

Girlfriend seems to have a job, her legs are always open for business.

Rabite 28

Monday 26 February 2018 1:14

Yeah, totally weird that two people in a relationship have sex, right? What a ****!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 February 2018 22:37

What kind of crap school did you go to? In college, I learned that you should get your brother’s girlfriend to introduce you with her slutty friends. Calculus 101, the Transitive Property: If a girl is ******* your brother, it’s likely that her friends will **** you.