Work, Intimacy and Kids: Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

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By underemployed - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, with a Master's degree and I'm still unemployed. FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Sunday 25 February 2018 19:04

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 25 February 2018 19:16

Those poor children.

Comments

Gundel 22

Monday 26 February 2018 14:39

Well, that's actually not your brother's fault, you not having sex ;-)

Arashikage 18

Monday 26 February 2018 19:34

I'm trying to find the fml here

Re4ge 13

Monday 26 February 2018 20:14

And that is exactly why your younger brother has 3 children.

campdude90 15

Tuesday 27 February 2018 11:51

Well, college guys don’t have time for stupid crap like making a child without having any income. Beauty fades but Dumb is forever.

campdude90 15

Tuesday 27 February 2018 11:52

...and you’ll get some. Best time is during spring fling and during midterms/finals cause everyone is stressed lmao

bartsj1988 7

Tuesday 27 February 2018 13:10

Hey, don't sweat it bud. You have your life in order. Just know that when you do meet someone and have kids you will be able to take care of them instead of mooching off your parents by being a jobless bum and knocking up some chick.

Tillie Jenkins 5

Wednesday 28 February 2018 20:39

You're not alone. I'm a college graduate and have never had sex. Sounds to me like you have your life in order, while he doesn't.

coute21 6

Friday 2 March 2018 23:20

Then drop out, move into your parents' basement and hit the bars more often? Why are you jealous of his life when it'd be pretty damn simple to live like him? Is it because you have too much pride, your morals won't allow it, or are you just plain ugly?