By ciammmm - 08/04/2016 00:23 - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML
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ciammmm 11

This comment made me laugh incredibly hard. Thank you.

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george_s_4 30

That sucks but there are some things you have to watch out for when your pregnant such as that. I'm not saying don't swim but just be extra careful

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cecedarling 21

I would have flat out told the guy that's what he gets for laughing at human nature.

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Malsain_fml 10

It was not buoyancy. It was the baby taking over for being better than you at swimming. A champion is on the way!

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ciammmm 11

This comment made me laugh incredibly hard. Thank you.

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YourGrammarSucks 12

OP, your FML made me laugh incredibly hard! Awkward for you, but thanks for posting this and making my day!

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NeatNit 32

If it's a girl then it would have to be guirlancy.

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phantomxbg 17

Wouldn't the baby die from underwater? I'm just kidding

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domolovesyoshi 33

What part of that would be funny? Why did you think putting just kidding would save you? That's why you're getting so many dislikes.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Whale-ho! Raise the belly! Rudder hard to port! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

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domolovesyoshi 33

Yes because she totally did that on purpose with her magical choking powers, idiot

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catdog414 11

Honestly I probably would've laughed too. You have to admit it was a little funny.

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Dark_Cecilia 20

Fyl, but that guy totally deserved it

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watermelon15 35

That's pretty cute :3 hehe I'm glad you got to go swimming near the end of your pregnancy op!

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