Holidays: Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status...

By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 15:59

^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:07

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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buckeye91011 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:37

How about spending more time aocializing rather than trying to get people to be your friend on facebook would help

catiredan 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 10:43

wow. woe was you

bored690 0

Friday 13 November 2009 1:36

Agreed sometimes I don't even check facebook the entire weekend - it doesn't mean I'm ignoring people on my friends list

Gstone5 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:47

all i gotta say is "PATHETIC" go out get some friends!

xxxChArLiExxx 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:19

That's really sad,Go get some friends:P

christa953 12

Thursday 20 May 2010 5:09

ydi

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:42

dammn.. get a life

cupcakejaws 5

Sunday 6 June 2010 16:28

Seriously... i'm a teen and even I don't rely on Facebook to make plans... that's what i have a texting plan. Get a life, OP

scuba113 2

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:29

dam that's sad srry OP your friends must just not like hanging out with u or something

mmonster 0

Friday 24 September 2010 5:28

You're awesome(:

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