By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
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RHChiliPeppers 17

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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randomguy76 14

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

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sailorarctic 22

oatmeal bath my friend and calmine lotion

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TheCasualHomie 11

Rub the inside of banana peels on your legs it helps

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trucker2 33

Omg, you have been given 2 signs....just curious What is the 3rd. You mind stepping outside for a minute... Totally FML

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beeferjay 34

wow, you suck at life, lol look on the bright side, at least you are not a refugee being persecuted by the world. pray for the children

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writerchic85 25

Ugh I can't stand people like you. Whenever someone has a simple complaint you have to top it by saying something like"well at least you're not a starving kid in Africa!"

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whatarethisss 23

Murphy's law, if something can go wrong it will go wrong.

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freddygasman 18

Murphy's law is actually, if something can happen it will. It's just that everything that happened was bad.

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1kungfukiwi 7

The wilderness is filled with deadly shit. Survive it by not being there.

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MidnaLink 33

Thank you. You've just increased my fear of anything that can use its ass as a weapon.

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CharismaGeek 19

I was afraid of any flying thing with a stinger, so this just made my fear even worse..

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