Miscellaneous: Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the... - FML

By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

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RHChiliPeppers 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 15:37

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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Anthonymm2 20

Saturday 12 September 2015 20:10

Aloe Vera is your friend.

randomguy76 14

Saturday 12 September 2015 20:09

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

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karamel20082011 3

Sunday 13 September 2015 23:12

poison oak already, its like sayin " nope poison oak be damned I want more" lol

mayhemily 7

Monday 14 September 2015 1:58

Fill your tub with lotion and live in it for a few days.

exoticwaved 9

Monday 14 September 2015 2:59

The jungle is dangerous. But you're not that much safer in a concrete jungle either. Glad you're okay.

QXR2 14

Monday 14 September 2015 4:35

Go outside they said. It will be fun they said.

Magnic 6

Monday 14 September 2015 9:24

How? How are you still alive? Hornets where i live can send you to the hospital after 1 sting. What are you made of?

kudo5795 12

Monday 14 September 2015 17:45

My God, OP! Didn't you learn the first day that nature trail hiking wasn't for you? So sorry you're in pain! Hornets are assholes!

Jaadde 24

Monday 14 September 2015 18:04

And this is why I stay inside and play games.

Rskittles10 16

Tuesday 15 September 2015 22:53

Are you bad luck Brian

StrikingStar700 4

Thursday 24 September 2015 4:05

Crap I accidentally tapped "you deserve it" sorry but also I'm sorry about the poison oak and bee stings

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