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By twitch - 07/10/2019 18:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant after 14 years of being told I'll likely never have kids. My fiancé has a 7 year-old child with a woman who used it to stop him from leaving her. Yesterday, she filed a false report/restraining order to keep him from his kid, because he refused to leave me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 05:00

Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML

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Manipulation

By Stephen - 11/08/2024 23:00 - United States - Fort Rucker

Today, I realized that I got set up by my narcissistic ex-fiancée. She'd planned to get pregnant by me, did, then halfway way through the pregnancy put a restraining order on me, and went MIA. Now I don't know anything about my child. FML

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Better late than never

By why now?! - 12/08/2022 02:00

Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, I want a baby, but suddenly my partner says he doesn't want any kids because he already has a child. With another woman. He's not been part of the mother's or child's life in over 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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maikeru1979 23

Monday 7 October 2019 18:20

my little sister(she 29 though) went through something similar with the kids part. she was told at 14 after being raped that she would most likely(85%) never be able to have kids. at 25 she had her first daughter and 2 years later welcomed her second daughter. They will be 2 and 4 come the first week of December. Congrats on the baby and hope everything between you and your fiance works out for the best.

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:29

I can’t share the news while he’s preoccupied with a custody battle and I’m worried he’ll have a PTSD flashback. -twitch

Comments

-Silverfox- 10

Monday 7 October 2019 18:09

How is this a FML for you? More like a FML for him. At least he’s not leaving you, and you are having a baby. Yay!

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:29

I can’t share the news while he’s preoccupied with a custody battle and I’m worried he’ll have a PTSD flashback. -twitch

maikeru1979 23

Monday 7 October 2019 18:20

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:33

Thank you! And congrats to your sister! It’s indescribable and a miracle.

Oley 27

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:24

What exactly did she use or say to get a restraining order? Courts don't hand out RO's just because someone wants one

Marie Hallenbeck 8

Tuesday 8 October 2019 5:31

She used a lawyer to obtain a direct temporary order, no judge has seen or ordered it, it’ll be dropped at the end of the month, then she’ll likely be charged with libel.