Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making...

By Lola987 - 18/03/2019 00:00

Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML

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You deserved it 312

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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You deserved it 118

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 087

You deserved it 3 368

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 627

You deserved it 2 764

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 359

You deserved it 37 027

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 450

You deserved it 3 536

By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 795

You deserved it 2 236

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 117

So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 903

You deserved it 136

By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 040

Adam Westwood 14

Monday 18 March 2019 1:00

So I was checking up on my boyfriend, I had the 'checking alarms' lie ready in case he caught me snooping .......

mas12806 24

Monday 18 March 2019 2:32

Come on hon, that’s not why you were on his phone

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Adam Westwood 14

Monday 18 March 2019 1:00

So I was checking up on my boyfriend, I had the 'checking alarms' lie ready in case he caught me snooping .......

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 18 March 2019 2:04

You spelled "piece of shit" wrong.

mas12806 24

Monday 18 March 2019 2:32

Come on hon, that’s not why you were on his phone

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 18 March 2019 3:48

**** are great. and maybe that's he feels her good for. every guy knows one chick who annoyed the ever living **** outta him, but she's got a nice ass or some other shit that helps him get off. it's not a statement on his dedication or affection for you, it's basically **** at this point.

Pycnogonida 16

Monday 18 March 2019 18:54

There is a whole internet's worth of fantastic titty pictures for him to look at, and he doesn't have to bother anybody to get them or make his girlfriend think he's cheating. Not buying your statement EMdizzle

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 18 March 2019 20:57

you ain't gotta buy it man, I'm giving this information away for free. you don't have to like it, but it's a fact, nudes sent directly to you have a greater effect than random **** found out in the wild. didn't say she had to like it or deal with it, but she should talk to HIM first before running to social media.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 March 2019 5:25

He’s trying to get boob pics as a surprise for you.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 18 March 2019 10:56

Well, in this situation, I firmly (Oops! Didn't intend for the pun :-() believe that HE's the biggest boob in the room ... and elsewhere. Best of luck, OP, in your search to find a guy for your very worthwhile self who will actually give you the respect, attentiveness, & productive challenges to make you strive to be even better then now - with him demonstrating as to prove his worthiness and loyalty of such a classy "broad/ dame!" ("Lol" as to the equivalent of a "dish" [NOT a side-piece]) eg, "broad/ dame!") 'Night! --John

Adam Michael Valenzuela 7

Thursday 21 March 2019 17:13

🤣

zuckerburg 21

Monday 18 March 2019 13:57

What does your birthday have to do with getting your boyfriend up for work and then snooping on his phone? Seems like someone needed an excuse to be on his phone as she already had suspicions he was cheating? And for added "aw we agree your life sucks" magic, added that you found this out on your birthday? drama. you. need. more?

Alayna Joyce Christensen 15

Monday 18 March 2019 15:16

So, "Today, I used the excuse "I was just being a good girlfriend and setting your work alarms." I say excuse, because I was actually snooping on my boyfriends phone to see if he was cheating on me. This is how that FML would have been accurate. Girl, sounds like YDI.

seachelle 6

Monday 18 March 2019 21:03

So I actually had a guy I was with hand me his phone and ask me to turn on his flashlight for him so he could look at something under the hood of his car that night. He gave me his passcode to unlock it and as it opened, his dating app popped right up because he hadn't closed it before giving me his phone. I didn't look through it, but seeing the app load up was enough. For those of you saying she deserved it for "snooping", you really don't know why she was on his phone. Considering how messenger bubbles take up part of the screen, even if she was doing exactly as she said, she still would've seen his ex on there, and, if she tried to move the bubble to set an alarm, she could've accidentally opened it. But either way, he shouldn't have been asking anyone for tit pics. If he wasn't, this FML wouldn't exist, snooping or not.