Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Sussy

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 117

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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You deserved it 166

Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 939

You deserved it 19 557

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 109

You deserved it 2 790

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 360

You deserved it 37 027

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 704

Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 569

You deserved it 8 228

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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You deserved it 937

Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 770

You deserved it 285

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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You deserved it 5 203

aylind 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:16

Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

That's both rude and humiliating..

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blinked_281 29

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:10

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R2Y2 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:18

It's pretty offensive to OP, since he thinks that she's hotter.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:25

I think you're missing the point... Like, entirely.

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littleteapot 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:35

haha I bet somebody would try to use this excuse and expect everything to be okay.

nix1993 41

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:12

Tact, thy name is man!

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Smooth_Criminal 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:16

Obviovsly not.

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Saturday 31 January 2015 7:59

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DiamondGirlj 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 19:02

You're both missing the point

heart_aussie_fml 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

That's both rude and humiliating..

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:40

Yet true...

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:58

... How do you know?

all_bout_Mia 2

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

When he starts looking for sex give him the cold shoulder, tell him to " tag" his ex.

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:21

That'll probably fix everything right! Oh wait that's way to resolve issues, by with holding sex, and you're basically just giving him an excuse to do worse by stooping down to his level.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:54

What would happen if he does tag his ex?

Tonisha1989 11

Sunday 1 February 2015 0:24

Well who would be attracted to anyone sexually after that anyway. I don't think she would with hold sex from to get even but more because that self-esteem you had to bare it all in front of him is lost because she knows she's not the hottest thing he's been with.

aylind 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:16

Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.

_parth 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 6:41

Genius.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 7:23

She should CREATE a post called 'Tag an asshole' and tag him.

R2Y2 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:19

People on FML need to find better boyfriends. This kind of shit behavior gets real old, real fast.

Nymeria_fml 25

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:21

Well, to be fair, FML is not the place for stories about great boyfriends and girlfriends.

R2Y2 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:37

True that

WitEluded 13

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:19

Your boyfriend is either an idiot or 14... Actually those are synonyms.

GGFeminist 1

Saturday 31 January 2015 6:21

uh.. that's pretty sexist against 14 year old's. I am 14 and i am very smart as a matter of fact, i would say that you are the intellectually challenged one here.