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By melean - 04/10/2010 06:37 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By oldladiesbecrazy - 03/09/2021 07:59

Today, in a market, an old lady stood beside me for a few moments, not saying a word, before turning to me and screaming that I'd taken the money out of her purse. Security was called and I was given the ultimatum to either go to jail or give her the money back. Now I have no food for next week. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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Hey lady! Chill!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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resinnet 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

wow, unlucky much.

10_4Franky 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:06

Bring your own lunch. School food sucks anyways. You would if lost your money both ways.

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xxzRAMBOzxx 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:58

old people are pieces of shit that shouldn't be allowed in normal society by about age 60. take that bitch to court

xxzRAMBOzxx 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:01

nahh just far enough. shell be dead in days anyway

Jack_Daniels82 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:04

Haha i love old people they can do anything when i get old im gonna take a shit in a box and give it to my kids as a present i think it will be priceless because everyone will just go awe poor old guy.

Apple_pie777 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:13

did she have a big nose?

lighters_fml 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 5:38

This is why I despise the elderly, they're annoying, they smell, and they can get away with practically anything,

rolls33 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 14:12

stupid old ladies

massacreman3000 1

Friday 15 July 2011 18:35

some old people are dicks

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Thursday 20 October 2011 6:04

meow

dguyuwishuwer 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 4:25

You should enjoy the fact of knowing that she was probably like this her whole life and that she doesnt have much time to 'repent'... so she's going to BURN IN HELL!!!!! MwuahahahahahaHAHAHA!!!!!!

beautiful_hope 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:28

I've learned, from reading FML for the last few years, that cops tend to take the side of the old person because they think old people would never lie.