By fmlsrslyahhh - 06/09/2011 19:40 - Singapore

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML
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eltapatio16 5

You deserve an apology.

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SlimShady167 3

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

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eltapatio16 5

You deserve an apology.

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NKG7896 3

yeah that womens probly just going to drop it again. What a dumbass

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changesinme 0

she treated you a hotdog didn't she! kicking you in the groin was just her way of saying thank you! well, apart from you being in the police station

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7mood75 7

What's with the chasing here on FML lately?

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CHizzy963369 3

What a bitch. At least you didnt get convicted of stealing

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tjv3 10

no good deed goes unpunished . next time just throw it away or maybe start yelling at the person before you get there that they dropped it. I would file assault charges just because she was a douch

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swimchica22 0

32- she sent him to the police station because she was impressed with his bravery and wanted to offer him a job as head police officer.

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stro88 6

Shoulda dropped kicked that ho and ran away again with the wallet. I'm sure you coulda used the money :-) no one can say you didn't try bud.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

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Damn_Hippster 11

Who do you think you are doing good deeds like that?! (sarcasm)

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Damn_Hippster 11

Hhhh. Didn't mean to post that twice :p

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EvilPotato 14

what kind of a robber would that be anyway, steal your stuff then he show it to you.

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krazy_glu3 0

People nowadays are making it hard to do good deeds. Sheesh

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xSwaGKinGx 0

in this kind of economy humanity is a shame

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Jammy01jams 2

57 - my motto is that first four words

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SlimShady167 3

Psh, what a dumb bitch. FYL

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MichellinMan 20

More like a fat bitch.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Rofl 2 ur pic goes perfect with ur comment

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Op I'm guessing you read fmls if ur posting so this is totally a YDI because this app has proven that you can't help anyone these days

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Euronymous93 29

Stupid bitch doesn't deserve good people like you helping her if she's just going to be ungrateful and rude to you, OP. Hope everything was sorted out!

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ImmaB3AST 7

Why Do People Talk Like This? What's The Point...?

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Bravo11 14

Shit. I know it's lame. I couldn't think of anything and got excited to stumble upon a chance to be first. I didn't want to say FIRST! :D Though...cause that's worse. I failed either way though. I apologize to my fellow FMLers.

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skata 4

40- what is the point of your comment?

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Bravo11 14

Lol nothing now. My original post was #3. it's no longer there. It was instantly thumbed down multiple times.

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KentuckyRebel92 8

Dont Pick it up next time

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MagicallyFat 12

No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry to hear

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sxe_beast 11

Actually just keep it next time.

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GlitteryMasakali 1

"no good deed goes unpunished"

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GlitteryMasakali 1

88 I'm sorry for my unintentional copying of your post. I shouldve read before posting.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

Next time just keep it

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jajajapun 5

What do you mean by "next time"? It's not like she's going to drop her wallet around him ever again.

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sxe_beast 11

I meant next time you see an innocently dropped wallet just keep it. Lesson learned.

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Duladian 19

Sorry, apparently it double posted. I'd delete it if I knew how.

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yojo62 5

So your picture of you aiming a gun is allowed but mine of just holding a bazooka isn't lol

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DrewsFML 8

ikr, look's like he's making a last stand a Waco for chrissakes and that pic is okay?

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Duladian 19

I'm actually sitting in a friends room in iraq >_>

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WTSchool 0

Was I asking for a bitch comment?

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leadman1989 15

That made me laugh. :)

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AnagenisisZagus 13

26, Is he supposed to care about how you feel?

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amoscore 5

The fact that this comment got so many thumbs down made me laugh.

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sccrismyantidrg 4

#8 made me giggle out loud :)

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False_Stupidity 41

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

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False_Stupidity 41

8 is naturally concerned about the welfare of the poor hotdog who was the victim in this FML...

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

No good deed goes unpunished, OP. It's a crazy world we live in.

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ImmaB3AST 7

nothing good comes out of being nice.

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TylerOMFG 7

But most of the time it is.

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KennKenn 0

Nice guys always finish last. If you know what I mean.

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