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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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Hail Santa

By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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Lies

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:52

That is just awful!!! Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.

raiganator 10

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:54

Spoiler alert.

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EverythingNerdy 13

Wednesday 15 January 2014 21:56

I hope you caught him and beat the shit out of him. If you were on a bus, how far could he go?

mrsmeowmix 3

Friday 19 September 2014 20:19

I bet that guy had just found out that he wasn't real...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 4 May 2015 21:46

Beat the shit out of him.

katluvr 22

Wednesday 27 May 2015 21:59

While I do not condone the actions of that stranger, I will tell you this: I had five children and decided with the first one that I wanted my children to believe me when I had something important to tell them and therefore I would NOT go to great lengths to lie to them about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. This was not grounded in any religious belief, but a desire for a relationship based in honesty with my child/ren.

Mazda123789 5

Sunday 3 January 2016 21:11

He's just telling the truth. Christians should stop being such liers and just be honest with their children.

Mazda123789 5

Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:23

it's the truth, parents are liers when they tell kids Santa is real.

Nvsmith 6

Thursday 7 July 2016 1:30

stand up and beat the shit out of him, I'm sure no one else on the bus will care

SaraWinterHeart 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 14:50

"See, son. This is what happens when you don't believe in Santa Claus. You turn into a raving lunatic who frequents public transportation to scream in the faces of children."