It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

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Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
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ICastillo 24

Well dang how long did you stay down there "picking up your phone"? Your dad was young once, he is one step a head of you.

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datgamerchick 14

"But dad! I dropped my phone in his pants, I swear!"

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BeccaHugs 17

If you only leaned down one time it should be kinda obvious that wasn't the case.

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subwaysurfers 13

Isn't it kinda creepy the dad was just staring at them from a distance?

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boxbrandon11 20

Sucks to suck ;)

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gc327072 30

17- yea, the dad was probably like "dafuq did I just witness."

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guckylynn 19

Not to mention leaning down to pick something up should look differently than if OP's face was directly in the boyfriends crotch.

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JBChristian 47

Now that's why your man should've leaned down a got it for you, or just stepped out of the car and got it for you. With gentlemen, things like this don't happen often.

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ICastillo 24

Well dang how long did you stay down there "picking up your phone"? Your dad was young once, he is one step a head of you.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Pun intended :L? I bet came to OP's dad as quite a surprise ;)

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ICastillo 24

Yeah he must have been blown away by seeing that.

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besosforme 26

I bet the thought must have been hard for your dad to swallow.

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datgamerchick 14

"But dad! I dropped my phone in his pants, I swear!"

184 4
jamalamadingdong 18

"And I had to grab it with my mouth because I just had my nails done and didn't want to ruin them"

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BeccaHugs 17

That blows. *runs from angry FMLers with shotguns*

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ICastillo 24

Hmm #4 you put yourself in a sticky situation.

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lilhellian 26

4 It isn't the ones with shotguns to worry about.. It's the snipers and stranglers to worry about.. There may just be one in this thread.. >:}

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

What an adorable puppy! *gets shot admiring the puppy*

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ICastillo 24

Hmmm so we meet again little puppy....this is a good old fashioned Mexican stand off.

8 3
metalguy95 11

BANG * blows end of barrel*

2 1
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Is this a war of the FMLers?! >:) *Breaks out chainsaw*

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lilhellian 26

Well well icastilo.. *prepares to draw*

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gc327072 30

A standoff? *Plays overly zealous trumpet music from The Legend Of Zorro*

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ICastillo 24

Yes lilhellian it's all ends here *also prepares to draw*

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lilhellian 26

*Hears the clock tower bell and fires striking your neck*

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TallMist 32

Somehow, that put the image of a tank from Left 4 Dead on fire with a gun chasing the survivors.

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obviousboy 8

You should have trolled him and wiped your mouth afterwards.

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samasara 20

Her trolling would probably cause her to get grounded! If OP isn't too old for that..

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RedPillSucks 31

And those stains on your blouse was just mayonnaise from the sandwich you ate earlier.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I bet you were just finishing off your "milkshake" too, huh? We all know what that 'milk' mustache is, OP.

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AverageIsh 2

Better than a white crown I suppose

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ryankon518 3

Your boyfriend should have picked it up for you... that's what gentlemen do.

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