Transportation: Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I...

By Lavalise - 05/11/2011 07:11 - France

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By sad - 07/09/2011 05:05 - Canada

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By arghh - 29/09/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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Theclarksondales 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 11:18

**** the owners life

Petronix 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 11:20

The fail is strong with you...

Comments

CristinaS 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 11:47

Today, I was on the train, minding my own business, when - completely without warning - some dude grabbed my suitcase and ran off the train with it, yelling after a woman that she had forgotten it in what was clearly a thinly veiled attempt at covering up a robbery so no one else would be suspicious. FML.

jedielf 23

Saturday 5 November 2011 11:50

FYL. Why wasn't the real owner chasing after you?

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:17

Because he didn't notice maybe?

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:20

Because it happened so fast and the doors closed behind the OP?

leadman1989 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:02

Well don't keep us waiting! What was in it? I bet it was drugs and money. :D

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:59

A giant purple ***** named steve.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:13

You sure seem to know specifics... you get to know "Steve"?

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:22

Only on weekends

leadman1989 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:18

Hahaha... I guess that was kind of obvious *puts on shades (LIES) OBVIOUS :p

ajjucool 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:32

was that your pick up trick??

stompic 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:35

always, thinking before doing !

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:45

No good deed goes unpunished.

purple91 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:04

YDI for trying too hard to make yourself feel like a good person.

purple91 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 13:11

Who would have known I'd offend so many people with that comment... (sarcasm)

jaredofmo 22

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:41

This is why it pays to mind your own dang business.

starwind3438 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:12

1. The person probably got on before OP. 2. The person was likely sitting by the person that the suitcase belongs to so therefore OP made an honest mistake. 3. If you forgot something on a subway, bus, etc., wouldn't you want someone to let you know?