Today, I was on the train, minding my own business, when - completely without warning - some dude grabbed my suitcase and ran off the train with it, yelling after a woman that she had forgotten it in what was clearly a thinly veiled attempt at covering up a robbery so no one else would be suspicious. FML.

FYL. Why wasn't the real owner chasing after you?

Well don't keep us waiting! What was in it? I bet it was drugs and money. :D

was that your pick up trick??

always, thinking before doing !

No good deed goes unpunished.

YDI for trying too hard to make yourself feel like a good person.

This is why it pays to mind your own dang business.

"Look what I stole for you! Let's go live a life of crime and adventure."

Hopefully you were able to find a way to return it to the rightful owner. (: