By Carly_Michelle - 21/06/2009 12:56 - Australia

Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML
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Carly_Michelle tells us more.

Carly_Michelle 0

OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.

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Top comments

Brittanyy 0

Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.

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Sigel 0

If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!

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beaverdogmouse 0

YDI for having a face

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mattalexa 0

how is this a fml but having to help my mom shave her chest hair isnt. wtf

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FrOgH0pper 0

If you still smell like beer then take a shower retard

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Sigel 0

If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!

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mulva8781 1

Look on the bright side at least you didn't get thrown up on.

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AlexZB 0

at least he didn't proceed to sneeze in your face

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Carly_Michelle 0

I did, as soon as I got home. It's not like a million people haven't said that already though, genious. Did you just read the comments above and decide to throw your two cents in? Not that your opion matters to me anyway, I don't even know who you are. You can go swallow some thumbtacks now.

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1234five 0

They invented something called um.. What's that word... Oh yea. showers.

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Carly_Michelle 0

O_o Oh ouch, your online taunting is going to scar me so deep. OH WAIT! I wasn't the one that accepted this to go on FML, I just submitted it. If you hate the fact that this is on FML, then bring it up with the moderators that accepted it to be posted. I'm also pretty sure that getting sneezed on by a person with a mouth full of beer (with swine flu going around I might add) would suck more then chipping a nail. But that's just IMO. And I did shower as soon as I got home, but beer smells. A lot. K thanks guys for all the comments. Just gives this 'boring' and 'pointless' FML more popularity. /End rant/

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fACE007 0

im really amazed by the stupidity of some peoples comments. *cough1234fivecough*

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robodoll 0

Boring!!!!!!!!! This is something so easy to overcome and not worth FML space. You are lame for posting this and sound like some white boy complaining about chapped lips! Oh wait--that's actually harder to deal with than a beer drinker sneezing on your face.

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Carly_Michelle 0

I did shower. Would you like it if I sneezed in your face with a mouthful of beer? Like I was sitting there all day and all night going "hmm, I don't want to wash this smelly, snotty beer of my face that some complete drunk random has sneezed onto me". It was the first thing I did when I got home. God people that read this site are so ******* stupid. Honestly I have a had a million comments of people just saying have a shower, it's like people think I can't read so they just keep saying it. Not that I need them to, cause I've already showered. Quite a couple of times actually, cause it happened a few days ago. Get over yourself and just enjoy the site. It was meant to be funny. /End rant/

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derriduh 0

The comments on this site are often self-righteous and lacking basic logic. I'm sorry a drunk dude sneezed beer in your face. But hey, at least you're smarter than many of the people who have been commenting on your FML. THEIR lives are ******.

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CourtneeMalakian 0

you STILL smell like beer? take a shower then! DUHH!

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